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“I have been glancing into some of the rooms.” ~ J.G.
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August 28, 2013 at 2:07 am
The horror … the horror …
August 28, 2013 at 4:48 am
notes for screenplay:
‘Wrong Turn on Death Boulevard’
ex-Marine
with Napoleon-complex
a cheap Vegas hustler
like those quantum losers
on old ‘Twilight Zones’…
…who is
a frantic
bottom-feeder
desperately trying
to claw his way
up the food chain
by sinking his hooks
into the closest thing
resembling Celebrity
that he can latch onto,
offering his services
as Personal Goon…
which in this case means
bottom of the ‘D’ list:
quickly fading
reality TV trash
languishing in the
vast wasteland of
has-beens
wannabees
and
never weres…
whose aspirations
were naught but
Ashes in the Valley…
all negotiated
by an obvious
sleazily cartoonish
Organized Crime
mouthpiece
straight out of a
low-budget film-noir…
(there’s more, I’m sure)
August 28, 2013 at 7:26 am
Yo-it’s been way over 48 hours now and guess what?
I ain’t crying!
This the craziest party there ever could be! And we all laughing at YOU, fool!
The pizza never arrived so we ordered Chinese food. We still partying. Still waitin’ on that d0x
LOL
Where’s little bullly-boy? He ain’t tweetin’ so much right now. Hope he OK.
All that Cialis & crystal-meth musta tuckered the little fellow out for the night.
August 28, 2013 at 11:58 pm
Oy!
shim-peen boy back to quotin’ ‘Scarface’ again!
Yo! between that and the Doors quotes I be all scared n’ shit!
he be all Hannibal Lecture crazy scary white-rage guy now!
Ooga-booga!!
…but I still ain’t crying, biatch!
Heu! Heu! Heu! Heu!
where dat pizza @Bullyvile?
try and get the RIGHT address this time, dumbass
August 29, 2013 at 3:08 am
i wud lyk myn with bacon thank yoo
September 4, 2013 at 11:34 pm
Oh, someone be all smug now, just like Karl Rove on Election Eve, “…yep, Mitt’s got this one all wrapped up…I wonder if they’re going to have those cute little Filipino boys serving at the victory party later…ahhhhhh…got that feeling of total satisfaction…ah, VICTORY!”
…like early Mussolini, kickin’ back after a hard day’s work doin’ the thing he love, thinkin’:
“Man, I kicked those Ethiopian’s asses!
I baaaaaaad! I’m AWESOME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
You mess with me, I fuck you up!
I’m smarter than everybody!
I’m crazier than everybody!
My lawyer’s better than your lawyer!
My dad can beat up your dad!
Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya!
(jumping up & down, beating his chest and scratching crotch, eyes glazed over with pure simian rage)
I got a wife and kids and I still fuck the shit out of awesome hawt big-titted bitches every night of the week while you live in your mom’s basement!
If anyone says whatever I don’t like,
I kick your ass motherfucker!!
Just STFU or I ruin your life bitch!!
I destroy you!!
I’ll have your employer fire you!!
I’ll have one of my thugs throw acid in your face and break your legs!!!
So STFU bitch!!!
“Er, excuse me, time for my anti-bully seminar. Got to go! Ta-ta!”
#Untieblue #RemembertheMaine! #Dyeddeadred #MLK-Mustardcooki3
August 28, 2013 at 8:32 am
John and Jane Does, twenty in all. Can’t forget those.
August 28, 2013 at 3:10 pm
Someone got papers with My name on ’em?
Lookin’ for Me?
Well, come on down!
The Woodchipper Of Identity awaits…
Don’t be late!
I am your annihilation.
I am inevitable.
I am eternal.
I am closer to you than your jugular vein.
Don’t be shy!
Call me some time.
Drop me a line.
Be seeing you…
(1st amendment
protected poetry,
so fuckoff!) 🙂
August 31, 2013 at 5:39 pm
New Bedford?
LOL-LOL-LOL-LOL!!
Unless you’re hunting some Moby Dick…
…which, now that I think about it,
you probably are! (pucker up punk!)
DERP!
August 31, 2013 at 9:17 pm
David M Heine of Georgetown Tx,
we salute your pornstache! #butthurt
#DERP!
http://xnite.org/butthurt/david.html
August 31, 2013 at 9:28 pm
“Hello? Cyber-Police? Yes, I’d like to report a pair of stolen eyelids…a-and it also seems that some kind of toxic caterpiller is occupying my top lip! Can you help? Will the consequences ever be the same?”
August 31, 2013 at 9:45 pm
David has candy because he ran into Marcus down at Picadilly circus.
http://imgur.com/u88fW7C
Rumor has it, David was once quite close to Peter Guillam, too.
September 1, 2013 at 12:18 am
Oh GOD!
Now everyone knows that I’m Scott Fayner!
LOL!
Oh noes!!
GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
No! honest! I’ll be good! Oh please don’t d0x me!
Please don’t tell my employer!
Don’t RUIN me!
Oh god, don’t DESTROY me!!
[any of this sound sorta, you know, familiar?…like from a kk post or two ago when the previous d0xed-former-Hustler-editor was pleading with that hellacious dynamo of d0x power, @bullyvile, when BV #FAILED as always, to find his own ass with both hands.
(Although according to the deposition of one of the #Hookers, who would be in a position (literally) to know, BV has no such problem finding his own ass at all. Far from it, in fact.)
Choice of Fayner in this particular #FAILED d0x, seems to have less to do with any IP trail, no matter how ineptly pursued, than it has to do with @Bullyvile’s excruciatingly obvious and public prison rape fantasies, salivating while bending over the object of his lusty desire to lube up some bitch and then forcibly thrust his 3/4 of an inch of ponderous manhood into Fayner’s carport… MOOOOO!! MOOOO!!
Doubt what I say? Check out BV’s Timeline. He talks about this all the time.
http://tweettunnel.com/bullyville
Hey, Boston’s not that big a city.
Pop. 625,087.
So that’s two down and only 625, 085 to go!
Good luck!
Keep trying!
Still here! 🙂
Jane Doe sez hai!
September 1, 2013 at 1:59 am
And @Bullyvile’s closest supporters?
Do even they think that he’s a vicious, dishonest, hypocritical, self-aggrandising, lying asshole?
Of course not.
They KNOW he is.
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/hf1reg
September 1, 2013 at 2:21 am
Reason to hate K8?
Fill up your plate!
Don’t be late!
http://gosselinbook.com/
September 5, 2013 at 2:00 pm
I don’t care what you creeps say
@Prepostericity/Socrates/Seth Allen vouches for @Pullyvile, and that’s good enough for me!
THIS Socrates:
http://thebeakspeaks.blogspot.com/2005/03/ultimate-troll-socrates-on-trial.html
September 3, 2013 at 1:24 am
This is K8 M8 H8. It’s gonna be GR8, don’t be L8.
September 3, 2013 at 3:39 pm
R8 the share’n T8 F8 of the STR8 K8 D8 commemorative PL8 DB8!
September 7, 2013 at 9:47 am
Rauhauser knows Bugliosi. Pay no attention to this dot whatsoever.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/01/24/829341/-Charge-a-President-with-Murder
September 7, 2013 at 4:09 pm
.
September 7, 2013 at 4:47 pm
Archduke Ferdinand>Rauhauser>Bugliosi>
>Jerry Owen>Frankie Carbo>Slapsie Maxie> Mickey Cohen>Gail Aiken (Bremer)
Hmmmmm…..
I’m beginning to see a pattern…
#RememberTheMaine!
August 29, 2013 at 3:26 am
deer mistirr burt barackabamboozle
what the third werld needs now
is cookys
sweet cookys
thats the ownlee thing
that thayrz just
too littul of and awlso bacon
i herd yoo herd peepul in the third werld put mustard in thayr cookys and yor mad and yor gowing to punnish them well im with yoo becawz yoo shud nevver put mustard in the cookys but what if they dint put mustard in the cookys then maybee yoo shud MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS thank yoo
August 29, 2013 at 9:27 am
if you’re in oppostion to #MLK-MustardCooki3, then you’re attacking the Progressive Ideal you divisive scumbags!!
if MLK were hear today he’d stand with Todd Kincannon, and Paul Ryan, and Robert Stacy McCain, and Ron Paul in freeing us from the tyranny of Obamacare and public education, and in support of voter ID laws to keep this a free nation!
support #MLK-MustardCooki3
or we’ll ruin you!
we’ll destroy your life!
don’t even question it!
just join!
NOW!!
This is the True #Hashtag that Jeezis himself promised in that episode where he’s in His Monster Truck thrashing the shit out of those scary dinosaurs. The real Progressive Ideal!
by the way, did you hear how @D0ct0r_DOom says one should bury recently murdered “pedos”?
August 29, 2013 at 10:01 am
It only stands to reason, that Obamacare, having been denounced as equivalent to slavery by no less an Authority on African American culture than Todd Kincannon himself, would be repugnant to #MLK, as he was oppposed to slavery.
Much like #MLK would have shunned the Democratic Party, the party of Hitler, Vlad the Impaler, and Rauhauser!
August 30, 2013 at 3:40 pm
If MLK were here today, he would stand in solidarity with David Marsters and his God-given 1st amendment right to post a Facebook picture of Obama captioned “Shoot The Nigger”, which some whiny libtards have taken way out of context and twisted all around trying to impart a “racist” significance to it!
Can you imagine?
MLK would say: “Right on brother-man…Freedom of speech! Fight the power! Shoot that nigger!”
and:
“I stand in righteous solidarity with Robin Thicke in his brave groundbreaking litigation against the estate of Marvin Gaye and all of the other ethically challenged dark-skinned savages who have been imitating, oppressing, bullying, and exploiting Mr Thicke, Mr Bieber, Adele, and other true originators of the R&B genre! Let this lititgation put an end to these inequities right now!”
and:
“Right ON, brother Rush! Nobody tell YOU what to say! Trayvon got what he deserved! And as for those nappy-headed hoes on that girl’s basketball team, just let me say…”
Anyway, he does go on a bit, but I know that MLK would not be fooled by these fake liberals and their dvisive civil rights and anti #waronwomen bullshit!
He would stand with us in singing: “I have a Dream…I’m dreaming of a White Christmas…”
#Uniteblue! #Groinswell #MLK-Mustardcooki3
Mainestream…
(1st amendment protected satire, so fuckoff porn mooks!) 🙂
August 29, 2013 at 9:46 am
LA is a great big freeway
Put a hundred down
and buy a car
In a week, maybe two,
They’ll make you a star
Weeks turn into years
How quick they pass
And all the stars that never were
Are stealing cars
And huffing gas
Do you know the way to Pinochet?
Going back to find
Some piece of mind
in Pinochet…
Do you know the way to Pinochet?
August 29, 2013 at 3:07 pm
So like Linnette Eller writes a biography about her sister, the Cougar, Janeal (Jan-Neal) Eller aka @STDzzz:
“Winter Woman who is Legend, as is her son, the handsome, sensuous Chief, both knowing without knowing and sharing the mystic power of the Cougar of Spirit Lake.”
Well, at least it’s not US Marine Leonard Lake, but if you really want to hear the uh, intimate details of what happens in that little tee-pee between “the handsome, sensuous Chief” and the insatiable “Cougar” of Spirit Lake, you’ll have to shell out $3.82 (Kindle edition) for the crotch-grabbing conclusion of this epic.
My loins swelleth with excitement just thinking about it!
Martin Luther King would have given it two thumbs up!!
(constitutionally protected book review, so fuck off! ~JG)
Order today – keep the Cougars away!
August 30, 2013 at 10:43 pm
Cougarvision?
August 29, 2013 at 10:28 pm
It is important for lying-sack-of-shit-teabaggers-pretending-to-be-“liberals”, to not become ensnared in the Godwin Theory while trying to intimidate some “progressive” into believing that they are not sufficiently “lefty” enough to qualify for liberal credibility according to @STDzzz’s stringent criteria. After all, it’s up to her!
So in avoiding the “Hitler” thing right off the bat, yet not wanting to abandon the exclusive use of conversational cliches entirely (“you’re an “aspie!” or “back on the meds?”), you may want to diversify your predictable and entirely impotent attack by suggesting for instance, that your opponent resides in a trailer park, which of course implies Low Income, which everone knows is redolent of Bad Breeding. An alternative to the Trailer Park, would be to insist that your opponent lives in the basement of their female parent’s dwelling. This floors them every time, and your fellow trolls will look upon you anew in undisguised admiration for your deeply ponderous, and VERY original ideas!
And if all else fails, and they start linking to well documented sources depicting in great detail your long past as a low level tea-party twitter-thug even though you were trying to maintain a ridiculous facade as a “progressive” #hashtag “activist”, then the proper response to all questions is:
“KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN!”
…and if, after all that, they still persist in referring to the original topical focus of the conversation, start yelling:
“Stop changing the subject!!
(fingers in ears)
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!
I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!
KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN!
Always works for @Patterico! 🙂
August 30, 2013 at 10:14 pm
When will it end?
Stop bullying those poor Tea-Baggers!
Have you no basic human decency?
Twee little Ben Shapiro has had ENOUGH!
Now he goan come whup you upside the head Motherfucker!!!!!
http://amazon.com/Bullies-Intimidation-Silences-Americans-ebook/dp/B008GULMDK
August 31, 2013 at 9:56 pm
“Senile cougar step in poop, then foot in mouth.” ~ Charlie Chan
http://www.osborneink.com/2013/05/not-your-personal-army-how-unite-blue-ignited-a-war-with-anonymous-and-then-tried-to-blame-their-critics.html
September 8, 2013 at 1:06 pm
Looks like @Captien_Bully has put trusted information source @nazikitteh back in the drawer for the rest of last week.
We, of the Hypersigilic Viral Wordflesh Interface Paradigm Feedback Looping Realignment cult find this denial altogether plausible. At least for individual Intelligence Quotients topping at room temperature or below.
They’ll believe ANYTHING
September 12, 2013 at 12:41 am
yor awl prejewdist my aplikayshun to the Hypersigilic Viral Wordflesh Interface Paradigm Feedback Looping Realignment kult wuz deeniyd becawz my iykyew is les then rewm temperchor but my heerings reelee gewd and i defnitlee smel a lot better then awl of them and awlso i hav mor nippuls then ennee of the kultists i think that shud kownt for sumthing
September 8, 2013 at 9:28 pm
LOL! LOL! LOL!
http://pastebin.com/FFhMzqU3
@Captien_Oblivious:
KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMNBERLIN! KIMBERLIN! KIMBERLIN!
#Mustardcooki3
#Uniteblew
#RemembertheMaine!
#Lost2012
#Losing2016
September 8, 2013 at 10:07 pm
Here be some more of that fancy “librul” talk, courtesy of #Uniteblew:
Born Blue @Ziletrezo
@Gothhat [ZAPEM] @Sanguinarious [William Welna] Besides being anti Breitbart, these people are part of “Team Kimberlin”
*************************
My, my, wasn’t that just a chummy little conversation among fellow liberals?
I mean, don’t ALL libruls leap at the chance to defend Brietbart, and where have I heard the term “Team Kimberlin” before? Hoggie? Stranahan? Patterico?
Aaron Worthing? …one of those libruls…
Definitely the most pathetic bubble-dance I’ve ever witnessed.
This whole #Uniteblue scam is entirely dependent on finding enough dupes who are even stupider than the justly world-famous #Cauldronofstupid, which is an incredibly minescule demographic at this point.
September 9, 2013 at 2:53 am
That Kim Berlin, whatever became of her? She was such a nice girl, too.
September 10, 2013 at 4:05 am
KIM BERLIN!
KIM BERLIN!
KIM BERLIN!
KIM BERLIN!
KIM BERLIN!
KIM BERLIN!
KIM BERLIN!
KIM BERLIN!
KIM BERLIN!
KIM BERLIN!
KIM BERLIN!
KIM BERLIN!
KIM BERLIN!
KIM BERLIN!
KIM BERLIN!
KIM BERLIN!
Hey, have you met KIM’s ally COBRA?
Like totally non-linear dude!
As a brazen serpent raised up on a pole in the wilderness that sees your every thought before you even think it.
Brace for the dreaded B.I.T.E.
The Kookpocalypse is nigh!
September 11, 2013 at 6:39 am
Yo-@Captien_Bullyboy!
How’s THAT tinfoil working for you?
Eh?
EH?
Would you like some toast with that spamblock?
Already know what you’re going to say, so no need…
Bee seeing you!
August 30, 2013 at 1:01 am
http://tweettunnel.com/celesfassbinder
Celeste Fassbinder @celesfassbinder
@MissAnonNews Wait a second…You are an Anon or a RETARD?
Celeste Fassbinder @celesfassbinder
@MissAnonNews Bye JEW
Celestene Fassbinder @celesfassbinder
People of #Syria, my heart is with
you. I wish you strength to survive
this new bloody injustice perpetrated
by the #Jews
Celeste Fassbinder @celesfassbinder
@icanhasbailout IsraHELL and all the JEWS should be deleted of the planet!
Celeste Fassbinder @celesfassbinder
All the #Zionists will die!
…etc etc…there’s more – lots more, but I’m sure you get the drift…
Celeste! the imperious (metaphorically) leather-clad Euro-Trash? German? Argentine? dominatrix from everybody’s most disturbing dreams!
Yo! Oy! Meshugenah!!
September 1, 2013 at 11:53 am
Oh boi… it was bound to happen
http://www.imdb.com/rg/VIDEO_PLAY/LINK//video/imdb/vi1639295257/
September 2, 2013 at 10:56 am
Pretty transparently obvious that #uniteblue
is the #tcot – #groundswill retaliation for
the #BrookesBayneProject.
Remember when everyone was blabbing
non-stop about Brookes Bayne?
People were concerned!
All that confusion and enhanced divisiveness
between those who wanted to reason with him,
and those who denounced him as insignificant,
but did so in an overkill way so as to confer
upon him an illusion of significance that he
would not otherwise have attained.
So some #butthurt teabaggers decide to run
the same scam, fueled by their primitive
belief in the magical power of #hashtags.
We are, after all, discussing the folks who,
if I recall correctly, were sending donations
to @Todd Kincannon, who by “managing” the
#TGDN hashtag, could confer magical protection
from being sent to the abysmal hellish confines
of the hideous, soul-crushing #TwitterGulag.
But it does bring a wry smile to my face
to think of all the vile deeds that NEAL
has been held justifiably accountable for,
up to and including, on the short list:
~ Rigging the 2010 elections
~ The great Beandog uprising
~ Personally harrassing every single citizen
in the states of New Jersey and Texas and
suing the entire population of Montana for
some reason
~ Sinking of the USS Maine (ACR-1)
~ The crash of the Hindenburg
~ The assassination of Archduke Ferdinand
~ The fixing of the 1919 World Series
(although I think that NEAL might have
had a little help from Kimberlin and
Meyer Wolfscheim on that one)
But they could never nail NEAL for the #BrookesBayneProject, so their severe
#butthurt rage was diverted into the
creation of the loser #hashtag idiocy
of the pathetic #uniteblue bubbledance,
with the flimsy bubble of illusory
“liberal” cred having burst long ago…
…and it seems like only yesterday,
looking across the skyline of Vegas
just after dawn, when NEAL explained
the project to me on the roof of a
very popular hotel on the strip that
we shan’t mention by name, as per the
settlement on a gargantuan snowball
of a hotel bill run up in a state of
temporary insanity, which is not well
understood in a state like Nevada,
which in the context of Las Vegas,
is a state of permanent insanity.
NEAL had somehow threatened, bribed,
bullied and cajoled the hotel personnel
into covering the roof with some kind
of golfy astroturf, and was now teeing
off with an FT Optiforce driver, whacking
several boxes of HX Diablo Tours in the
general direction of the parking lot below,
where #defcon stragglers could be seen
staggering back to their cars…
(continued…)
September 5, 2013 at 5:23 am
1- Can you say “Rustle my Jimmies?”
2- Can you attach the suffix “fag” to almost any word? Can you simulate an inbred conformist argot of very offical sounding, pretentious & fraudulent Law Enforcement jargon of “#ops” and “perps” as though you were the Cyber-Police or some ridiculous shit?
3- Can you upload one of those Guy Fawkes masks for your Twitter avatar? Or pose in one yourself? Got ’em at Wal-Mart now for under 10 bucks.
Good. If you can honestly answer “yes” to all three questions, then YOU can be #Anonymous!
*poof!* You’re Anonymous!
You can be the CEO of #Anonymous!
Your personal army awaits your every command!
You can be the Czar of Anonymous!
And also the Duke of Montana, the Emperor of Wyoming, the King of Marvin Gardens, and a Bishopric in the Old Orthod0x Catholic Church!
So it must not have been that difficult for @Zapem/@G0thhat/Joanne to infiltrate #Anonymous to be her own personal army according to the plan that she submitted to Breitbat just before that fatal ice cream cone. What the hell, might as well dream up another mystical #hashtag and infiltrate the Democratic party too, or at least one extra gullible, if not downright stupid, faction of it.
That lame Alinsky crap is gettin’ kind of stale, but hey, it got you this far, so knock yourselves out! #Lost2012 #Losing2016
#Uniteblew! #RemembertheMaine!
September 6, 2013 at 11:54 pm
Zap @G0thhat
&
Stack @stayoffinternet
September 7, 2013 at 12:30 am
Zap & Stack?
“thhat smelz lyk noo jerzee”
September 7, 2013 at 12:14 am
I hear that there’s a Big Bad “WE” & “Us”
threatening people on the interwebz. You
know who you are.
And so do I.
Time to look into that.
I will be glancing into some of the rooms.
Be seeing you…
September 7, 2013 at 2:56 am
A labyrinth that is also a library, a bookcase that is also a secret door, a hidden passage itself made of runes, and a room which arises where and when it will. None shall come but those who retrace their own steps. Few know the way, fewer still know why. Glancing matters not, unless one can find a guide.
September 7, 2013 at 6:40 am
Oculus Dei to day
September 8, 2013 at 5:02 am
REPENT!
The Kookpocalypse is nigh!
Leading interwebz lawyers urge you to:
1- stockpile weapons & ammo
2-check into hotel
http://pastebin.com/KjLZ26Xa
September 11, 2013 at 6:54 pm
I have been prancing into some of the rooms.
Been suing more, and enjoying it less?
September 7, 2013 at 9:35 am
Daisy
Dais
y
give me your answer
dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooo
I’m
half cra
zy
all forrrrrrrrr thhe lllllove offffff
yyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooo
September 7, 2013 at 1:01 pm
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324678604578340322829104276.html
September 11, 2013 at 4:05 am
http://dentistry.usc.edu/patient-care/