NEW YORK POLICE HELP DOG BITE VICTIM!!

When reached for comment on 8/30/11, @ronbryn had this to say:

“What’s the difference between an Alternate Reality
Game and lies politicos, bloggers and @NYTimes spread every day?”

To which, @KidMelanoma might well reply on 9/1/11:

“Fake teens. Fake veterans. Fake diplomat. Fake
hackers. At least the trolls are legit. #relief”

LATEST UPDATES:

—————-LION EATING POET IN STONE DEN!

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—————–OH, THE HUMANITY!!

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15 Responses to “NEW YORK POLICE HELP DOG BITE VICTIM!!”

  1. Let’s see. We have:

    Bankrupt financial adviser.

    Crazy guy who tried to be an air traffic controller, couldn’t pass the psych eval, so he became a Ronald Reagan fan.

    fake E-diplomat, adviser to President Netanyahu, but “crazy landlord” kicks him to the curb last week?

    Porn forum gadfly who knows a lot about teen age girls.

    FAKE teen age girls.

    Bereaved military mom, but no soldier from that town died during the time she specifies.

    A superman, who did twenty years in the Rangers, and he has a special unit tat that looks one way from the side when his face is hidden, but totally different when seen from head on when his face is visible.

    A fake hacker who runs English/German/English translations to clock his original language, but who couldn’t clock himself from certain consequences that come from ill advised actions.

    A real girl who has STFU tattooed on the knuckles of her right hand after the events of May and June.

    An E-lawyer and Orly Taitz understudy who files lawsuits using her pornstar name.

    A missing porn blogger

    A troll king, who roams the internet pranking all who cross his path.

    A accomplice troll who seems to be several different people who trade this account occasionally.

    An enigma that KK can probably best explain.

    Did I miss any of the major characters? Please advise.

  2. Who’s on first?

  3. L R HUBBARD=XENU

    DREAMSEND=MATHENY

    {…………..}

  4. If everyone is not as they appear in this instance of Escher’s Bunny Hole perhaps I am the one true fake?

    Negative acceleration is acceleration nevertheless.

    Milspec fake Anonymous nodes are on the prowl.

    Has anyone told 666?

    Someone should tell @ronbryn, and @Liberty_Chick, too.

    Only one thing is certain:

    There will be lulzcows!!!!

  5. “All these bastards are giving me a case of Tourette’s.”
    –TLS

  6. Illegitimati Non Carborundum, cgeste.

  7. Quantum materiae materieur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

    Malo malo malo malo.

  8. Somewhere, on the internet, someone is an idiot.

    In other news, sun rises in the east, water is powerful wet stuff, and you can’t get a baby in one month by screwing nine women, even if they’d let you.

  9. S A T O R
    A R E P O
    T E N E T
    O P E R A
    R O T A S

  10. Pat Dullard has met an agent of Pat Dollard on the field and, having made the mistake of prodding him, pulled back a bloody stump.

    Where will he turn? Blocked by Breitbart, savaged by Dollard’s minion, and his pal Patterico has crept away to lick his own wounds. His list of allies grows thin.

  11. Some times, late at night, I lay awake and ponder who the better action here is: Sean Connery or Chuck Norris.

    I mean if you and your fellow patriots were pinned down, surrounded by a common enemy, which would you have? How about both?

  12. Some times, late at night, I lay awake and ponder who the bitter action hero is: Sean Connery or Chuck Norris.

    I mean if you and your fellow patriots were pinned down, surrounded by a common enemy, which would you prefer? How about both? Neither?

  13. Of course, I’d prefer Steven Seagal.

    Just ’cause he fucks chickens and kills puppies
    doesn’t make him any more of a bad guy than
    oh, say @goatsred…

    Uh-oh, gotta go…I think Pelicano’s at the door…

    If I can just–GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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