HERMAN CAIN SEX HEX NEXT! (bunga-bunga!)

CAIN SEX HEX TEXT NEXT WRECKS NECK THAT BECK SELECTS WE SUSPECT!

CAIN BLAMES ABEL DANGER!

“MISTAKEN IDENTITY,” SEZ CAIN “IT WAS ABEL–NOT ME!”

“WHAT AM I? HIS KEEPER OR SOME SHIT?”

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5 Responses to “HERMAN CAIN SEX HEX NEXT! (bunga-bunga!)”

  1. kidkenoma Says:

    Dear readers, in the quest for cinematic excellence, I thought I’d seen it all: Kurosawa, Fellini, John Ford, Orson Welles, Fritz Lang, Ida Lupino, Sam Fuller, Bunuel…

    Well you can just forget about those losers!

    I knew my search was over when I found this:

    Catch phrase?

    “Love is wonderful, until it sucks”

    The second half of that phrase eerily anticipates
    the quality of this cinematic masterbatepiece.

    Nekkid Mary Scott O’Connor too, if I’m not mistaken…

    (don’t tell Seth Allen though, he gets all hot & bothered by that kind of thing)

    Consider the extreme rarity of it all.

    There are very very few times in this life when you can honestly say to someone: “That $35,000 would have been better spent on a crack & hoe binge in Vegas.”

    This is one of those times.

  2. Where’s Heather?

    Did Lee just want to impress someone by making a return appearance to the show?

  3. kidkenoma Says:

    Energy shortage?

    I don’t think so.

    Not on the streets these days muthafucka!

    • kidkenoma Says:

      Of course marrying a fabulously wealthy German heiress, and becoming a property devloper can leave one a lot less angry.

      Down to 1% or so…

  4. The friend of the two imaginary Weinergate teens misses Amy Winehouse.

    http://twitter.com/#!/Juan_Dodgers

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