JUST ICE L.A. D.A.’s OFFICE

So, if Patterico’s boss Steve Cooley is covering up corruption in Cudahy & Bell, running a shakedown scam with his bum-chum Robert Philibosian, and violating the constitutional rights of his own employees, would we really be shocked if Patterico was using his blog to muddy the waters to cover Andrew Breitbart’s footprints throughout the whole post-Weinergate fallout?

And where is Patterico anyways?

On vacation with Obama?

Busy social networking, dispensing pearls of wisdom on twitter?

(Patterico: “I HATE CATS“)

Quaffing a few brews at a Celtics game with bosom buddy Socrates like a couple of “regular” guys?

Out stalking porn babes with good buddy Goatsred? (“please do not try to drive a wedge between me and @goatsred” @patterico 8/9/11)

Lying low lest the Weinergate pigeons come home to roost?

Things be kinda quiet over at Patterico’s Pompifications…

Weinergate?

Since 8/21/11, no comment except for Lambchops & Kermit…uh, I mean Sammy Finkelman and “koam @wittier” who–get this–both agree that even though his greasy fingerprints are on almost every piece of the puzzle, there’s NO way that Breitbart could have had ANYthing to do with this, SO DON’T EVEN GO THERE!

SAY WHAT??

Oh, you think I’m being unfair & unbalanced?

Making that tea-bag all sour & hairy in your mouth?

Dig this hopped up /b/tard: “They call us racist, sexist, homophobic, and we are finally punching back. It’s over dude. It’s over. You think you’re gonna be able to put the genie back in the bottle? It’s over. And if you don’t like my aggression, there are going to be millions more of me.”

Oops! That was actually Breitbart. My bad!

Meanwhile, back in Duckburg, the grim wheels of Justice grind on, leading the relentless crusade against dangerous criminals, and those whose means of personal expression fall short of Der Commissar’s lofty aesthetic standards…

Ok now, say “cheese”!

I pulled up behind a Cadillac
We were waiting for the light;
And I took a look at his licsense plate
It said: “Just Ice”
Is Justice just ice?
Governed by greed & lust?
Just the strong doing what they can
And the weak suffering what they must?
And the gas leaks
And the oil spills
And sex sells everything
And sex kills…
Sex kills…

–Joni Mitchell 1994