Archive for February, 2011


Posted in Uncategorized on February 20, 2011 by kidkenoma


When you make your report to Mr. Sunstein, tell Cass I said Hi! 🙂

“In a lengthy academic paper, President Obama’s regulatory czar, Cass Sunstein, argued the US government should ban “conspiracy theorizing.”

“Sunstein also recommended the government send agents to infiltrate “extremists who supply conspiracy theories” to disrupt the efforts of the “extremists to propogate their theories.”

“Sunstein said government agents “might enter chat rooms, online social networks, or even real-space groups to attempt to undermine percolating conspiracy theories by raising doubts about their factual premises, casual logic or implications for political action.”

“Sunstein defined a conspiracy theory as “an effort to explain some event or practice by reference to the machinations of powerful people, who have managed to conceal their role.”

Some “conspiracy theories” recommended for ban by Sunstein include:

–“The theory of global warming is a deliberate fraud.”

–“The view that the Central Intelligence Agency was responsible for the assassination
of John F. Kennedy.”

–“The 1996 crash of TWA flight 800 was caused by a US military missile.”

–“The Trilateral Commission is responsible for important movements of the
international economy.”

–“That Martin Luther King was killed by federal agents.”

–“The moon landing was staged and never actually occured.”

Thank you Soc, for service above & beyond the call of duty in keeping our great republic safe from the choice of believing or discussing all that insane tinfoil disinfo. And pass the kudos along to your little buddies, Donkymuffin, Canadian Blob/Cuhulain, and The_Last_Comment_Deleted.





TRYSTERO-LEAKS (Med Tsunami redux)

Posted in Uncategorized on February 18, 2011 by kidkenoma

Watching them come and go
The Templars and the Saracens
They’re traveling the Holy Land
Opening telegrams

Torture comes and torture goes
Knights who’d give you anything
They bear the Cross de Leon
Salvation for the mirror blind

Thinking of a different time
Palestine a modern problem
Bounty and your wealth in land
Terror in a best laid plan

But if you pray
All your sins
Are hooked upon the sky
Pray and the heathen lie
Will disappear

They hide the saddest view
Believing the strangest things
Loving the alien

And your prayers
They break the sky in two
Believing the strangest things
Loving the alien

Loving the alien


Posted in Uncategorized on February 18, 2011 by kidkenoma

FBI: Hello? FBI, Boston Division, Northeast Jurisdiction. This is Special Agent “Zip” Connolly here, how may I help you?

SOC: Yes, I need to report a cyberstalker nutjob that’s been harassing me.

FBI: OK, if I could just get your name...

SOC: Well, my name’s Socrates...

FBI: Wait a minute! You mean Socrates the blogger?

SOC: Uh, yeah, I–

FBI: Dude! We’re your biggest fans! You’re the one that wrote that “FBI Creates Limited Hangout To Overshadow Upcoming Third Hal Turner Trial” blogpost. Dude, that was awesome! How in the world did you become such an amazing writer of such depth and complexity, with such a masterful grasp of the issues?

SOC: It’s my multiple college degrees.

FBI: Wow. It really shows! Hell, youre leftier than anybody! The last real socialist left! We totally respect that. Why, everyone else out there is a fake lefty paid disinfo focker! How may we help you Mr. Socrates?

SOC: Well, about this cyberstalker…

FBI: Ah yes, what have they done so far?

SOC: They’ve been writing unflattering things about me on their blog, I–

FBI: They WHAT!? Those sadistic fucking bastards! They’ll not get away with this! Listen, our resources are spread kinda thin at the moment–we’re right in the middle of that counterfeit ‘Schreck’ DVD copyright case–but we’re gonna reprioritize and deploy the entire Northeast jurisdiction to track these fockers down! What the hell’s going on in this country when the last real leftie in the nation is mocked and derided, and made to look like an idiot? We’re just not going to stand for it! I have a feeling that when we find these scumsuckers, that they’ll probably try to run, so they may not make it alive to the arraignment, if you know what I mean…

SOC: I’d really appreciate it…

FBI: Hell, anything for the last real socialist in the world just about.

SOC: That’s why I hang out with Patterico, I guess…

FBI: Can’t get any leftier than that! 🙂


Posted in Uncategorized on February 17, 2011 by kidkenoma

Socratic Truths
Anonymous Army
Number 5
Shaghai Charlie
Vox Humana
Jeff Reynolds
Jay Reynolds
Big Jim McBob
David Byron
Muster Quark
Guy Caballero
Happy Gilmore
Kendrick Garret
reverse troll


Posted in Uncategorized on February 10, 2011 by kidkenoma

Typically, when confronted with the vileness of his actions (like trolling, stalking, sexual harassment, publicly posting private info of those who dare disagree with him, calling the employers of his harassment victims, and allegedly bragging about commiting pedophilia) Soc’s routine all purpose excuse, in a lame and very unconvincing attempt at plausible denial, is that his identity has been hijacked by one Lou Aubuchont. In Soc’s mind, Aubuchont is Professor Moriarity, Lex Luthor, and the anti-Christ all rolled into one. A master of disguise and evil cunning, Aubuchont and his paid disinfo agents are everywhere as part of a vast right wing conspiracy to make soc look bad. He (soc) is just that important.

On the other hand, soc’s bosom-buddy Donkeytale, remembers it a bit differently:

“Why don’t you talk about the real reason you have been after Brad (Friedman) eh? You once worked for him, then when you pulled your take over his blog schtick he dumped you over the side, and when that happened, well, you got mad. Then Mr. Lou Aubuchont got in your face calling you a homosexual, which got your blood pumping for his hide.
Ever since then Lou Aubuchont…mUS… has been on your radar screen, and as a matter of fact, you stalk him to this day”

“Well one day when your stalking went too far, Brad may have slipped up and gave your so called private info which he had on you to Lou, and then Lou called the police on you and possibly they visited you and forced you back on your medication, thus clearing it up that you needed to stay away from Lou or else face arrest.”

“It was at this very critical point in your life that you claimed to others that Brad was going to pay, and pay well for his giving your private info up as Jay Reynolds to Lou. (This is documented)”

“Ever since then you have been acting like a rejected lover who goes after his ex-lover until he kills him. This is why Lou called you a homosexual, because in fact you were coming on to him as one, and he took it personally and told you to back off.”

As mattes said:

“EVERY single thing he (socrates) has accused others of, he does with regularity. Then plays the victim.”

To which Hidden Comment replied:

“You and deedog nailed his (soc’s) ass as a duplicitous paid disinfo rightwing troll, who has more user names squirreled away than anyone will ever know about, and who obviously has serious mental disorders as far as I’m concerned.”

These quotes are from the “All Aircraft Are Not Invloved” blog:

“As for the murder of Lou Aubuchont, a fictional character cannot really be killed. Have I expressed a desire to hurt him?”

“The point is, say I was in the mafia. Lou would be dead already for close to half a year. What he did to me, that is the type of thing where people are playing Russian roulette with their lives. It’s like in crazy Los Angeles where people on the freeways shoot guns at others for flipping the bird. This spooky Lou Abuchont has been playing russian roulette. If he wants to live a long life, he will be more careful in how he attacks people like myself. For one never knows when the person in that car, thinking of L.A., has a gun. He is fortunate i am harmless. But if he picks the wrong person next time to harass, he may not be so lucky.”