NEWSPEAK VERSION: “He (elfismiles) got mad at me because I scolded him about an inappropriate posting (sic), and he found this an opportune impetus to refocus his energies on projects which he had back-burnered as a result of his activities here and elsewhere. In other words, he has left to pursue a solo project due to creative differences.”

PLAIN ENGLISH VERSION: “Elfis was voted off the island for the thought-crime of referring to SHE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED, obviously at the behest of Emmanuel Goldstein, thus endangering the national security of all the good citizens of the People’s Republic of Rigintopia.

“Be sure to express your scathing disapproval during tomorrow’s Two Minutes Hate.

“Or be prepared to face the consequences…”


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